Unexpecting

Conic Section Contraception

My friend shall remain anonymous.

We were in math tutoring in AH at State. Actually I was the one tutoring people but benefiting in the end.

Friend: What else do you need help on?

Me: Nothing really, just need to practice conic sections (mumbling apparently).

Friend: Practice contraception?

Me: What?!

Friend: Contraception.

Me: Uh, I said Conic Sections.

Friend: Oh! Then whats contraception?

Me: Really? Contraception is anything that can prevent pregnancy.

Friend: Oh, haha (Embarrassed).

Me: Yeah dude.

Friend: WELL it's good to practice contraception too.[;

Me: HAHAHAHAHA.

This honestly made my day, after a long day studying.

Dialogue

Phone time with Elbert.

He's reading a book aloud and I am getting mad because he isn't talking to me.

Elbert: Reads
Me:Ahhhh
Elbert:Read, reads, Reading...
Me:I wanna talk to you.
Elbert:Keeps reading.
Me:I WANNA TALK TO YOU.
Elbert: THEN TALK TO ME.
Me:NOOOOOOOOO!
Elbert:What? O.O

We're weird.